Is this Belgian Blanche the result of paranoid brewer hysteria? No. Probably not. But sipping on it allows the light and citrusy flavours to unravel like the most intricate conspiracy theories.
Dive down the rabbit hole to find snappy notes of coriander seeds and orange peel, with distinctive clove spice lurking from beneath, reminiscent of truths waiting to be unveiled. The authentic Belgian haze envelops you as you pour this golden Blanche and it mirrors the cloudiness of Chemtrails sprayed in our atmosphere to control our minds—thankfully its just suspended wheat proteins, not a world ruled by lizards trying to control you.
Did Neil Armstrong really land on the moon? Was that really Bigfoot your Uncle saw camping alone? Will you really reach the edge of the Earth if you walk far enough? Take a sip and find out for yourself.
Have you gone down the rabbit hole?
Style: Belgian Blanche
Format: 4-Pack 473ml Can
Hops: CTZ, Tettnanger
Malt: Two-Row Alberta Malted Barley, Malted Wheat, Flaked Wheat
Ingredients: Water, Barley, Wheat, Orange, Coriander, Hops, Yeast